Yo! Clint Barton here, a.k.a Hawkeye, a.k.a sexiest man in the Stark household (no matter WHAT Tony says…or ‘Tasha, for that matter). I made a tumblr for all you sexy people out there who appreciate other sexy people. (Don’t tell anyone, but I also made this so when it’s dinner time, they can just tell me on here. I know, brilliant. I’m going to become genius-like and surpass Tony!)
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
RETALIATION
CLINT!! JUST SHUT UP!! WHAT DO YOU WANT?! DO YOU WANT A SNACK OR SOMETHING?! DO YOU WANT A WORM?! WILL THAT MAKE YOU SHUT UP
Hey, don’t get angry with me, furball! After all those missions, you’d think everyone would get together more often and POST things!
And that was a goddamn awesome (and true) story! I bet you’re too afraid to admit it. I knew you couldn’t keep up with little ol’ sassy me~ <3
BOOM.
And no. I want some
STORY TIME, NOW SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP
THERE ONCE WAS A HOT GUY NAMED CLINT. HE WAS SO BUFF AND STUFF, AND ALL THE FINE LADIES CLAWED THEIR WAY TO HIM TO FEEL HIS BULGING…MUSCLES.
ONE DAY, HE WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET, STRUTTIN’ HIS BUTT, WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN, SOME BAD EVILDOER CAME TO DEFEAT HIM, BUT OH NO, CLINT THE HOT GUY WAS HAVING NONE OF THAT, SO HE WHIPPED OUT HIS SWAG BOW AND SHOT THE LITTLE SHIT TO PIECES.
CLINT, FEELING ACCOMPLISHED IN BADASSERY, STALKED OFF, SWISHING HIS HIPS AND CAUSIN’ ALL THE LADIES TO FAINT IN AROUSAL.
THE END.
OH—FU—WHY’D YOU HIT ME, ‘TASHA, I WAS JUST TELLING A STORY, JESUS FUCKI—OW, WHAT, WHY, WHAT, SO WHAT IF THERE’RE KIDS, THEY’RE GOING TO HEAR THESE WORDS ANYWAYS, SO WHAT’S THE GODDAM—GODD—DAM—FINE! FRICK! JUST FU—OW! STOP THROWIN’ SHI—STOP IT! GODDA—OKAY! OKAY! SH—I MEAN CRA—…FORGET IT, OKAY? FORGET IT! I’M GOING TO GET SOME GO—….CHOCOLATE MILK!
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SHIT!
AHAHAHAHAHA—OOOOWOWWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW
Remember that one time during Hallowe’en when we were going to dress as the Justice League?
Because I sure as hell don’t.
Since Tony is busy…sexing it up, or whatever, I raided his phone. JARVIS was nice enough to give me the password.
Sure as hell glad Thor didn’t contact me first
That time I foraged for embarrassing things and found this awesome song…thing. I don’t know. It’s pretty neat.
Remember that sitcom we did?
I remember walking in on ‘Tasha when she was in the bath every time, man, every time.
And Thor kept eating poptarts—at least until we told him to go on a diet Loki was pissed, ahaha
And then we’ve got Phil Coulson, Son of Coul, the guy who, when we dragged him to bars…Ahaha, no no, I’m not going to say anything there’s already videos for you to watch
Ooh! I also remember the one time that Tony and Steve…Well. Let’s just say they did something. Like I’m going to leave it at that. See what had happened was we were all out at this local bar—The Pretty Cat (don’t ask me why we went, Thor chose the damn place—and we were all drinking and singing and laughing. Well, Phil was dancing on the tables, CLEARLY drunk, and Natasha was beating the crap out of this punkass kid who had decided to hit on her. Thor and Loki were with some of their other Asgardian asshats, and Bruce and I were talking about something important (how the Angels would beat the Dodgers ANY fuckin’ day), and Tony was hitting on some chick who was hitting on Steve, and it was the most hilarious thing ever. Well, Steve got annoyed with Tony for hitting on a “lady” like that, and the chick was annoyed with Tony for bothering her, and Tony was annoyed that Steve and the chick were irritated with him, so what he did was *snorts* Oh god, I don’t know if I can—YES, I CAN. So Tony REACHES OVER the chick to Steve and…
The sitcom was never that big of a hit—well, it WAS, but after Thor destroyed the entire set after someone hid his Mjolnir (which really isn’t possible, since no one can LIFT the damn thing), well. It was fun while it lasted.
ANDNICKCAN’TSINGTOSAVEHISLIFELALALALALA
You know what? Since none of you are posting anything, I’m going to post embarrassing shit about you.
Awww, look at me—I was adorable even then.
OOC: This is so dead…I mean, seriously…I’m busy with college classes, and I STILL have time to go on a lot! COME ON! Shake your groove thang, shake your groove thang, BABY!!
(OOC)
Hey, you! It’s great to be back!! Hell yeah! The problem fixed itself. Oh, I’ve missed you, tumblr!! *hugs screen*
Alright, Clint and Steve are once more operable :DD
